So I've never actually watched Veggie Tales (was it a TV series? movies? I'm sure wikipedia.org could tell me, but that's not the point). But I do know that Katie Duncan has never been to Boston in the fall. Which is apparently a Veggie Tales song.
So I watched this video, since it will soon not apply to me (the Boston part anyway).
And when I did, I discovered how much it described my life.
I mean, a few things are inaccurate: I've been to Denver. And St. Paul (that's a new one this last summer). But I didn't bury treasure there, so really I guess it's just the Denver one. Pretty much everything else is accurate:
I've never been to Greenland.
I've never swabbed a poop deck (not really sure what swabbing entails, not interested in finding out).
Sometimes I feel like a pirate (ok, not a pirate) who doesn't do anything (I need a job. Real bad. I have far too much time on my hands).
I've never been to Boston, in any season (including fall).
And the clincher: I don't look good in leggings (darn you, current fashion trends).
It was a little creepy. It's like those veggies were singing the story of my life.
Melanie wanted a shout out. Because she reads this blog a few times a year.
